The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires: A Novel - Grady Hendrix, Bahni Turpin

I love the way that you know in this book, the sign that a book club has lost its way is that the book for the month is "Clear and Present Danger". 


I like the questing "Can't Clancy tell a story without writing a book longer than the Bible?' 



And of course, the title is a statement of their (unacknowledged) situation.