I heard this joke for the first time today.

 

Trump, Merkel, Johnson and a school kid who won a lottery to travel with them (bear with me) are on a private plane which has engine trouble and is going to crash (bear with me some more).  Then they discover that there are only 3 parachutes.

 

 

Trump says, I get a parachute because I'm a stable genius and my Corona briefings get higher ratings than The Apprentice.

 

Johnson says, I'm afraid I have to take a parachute. The British people are relying on me to get Brexit done.

 

Merkel looks at them in disgust and says, The boy has his life ahead of him...

 

Then the boy interrupts her and says. It's OK. The stable genius just picked up my schoolbag and jumped out of the plane.

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